Plus Tribe beat writer Jordan Bastian reported that Matt’s not in the lineup for either game of the Clippers’ doubleheader today. Interesting…
If this is true, good luck Matt!! :)
It’s not a matter of luck for LaPorta. He’s hit .238 with 30 HR and 115 RBIs in his major league career. Last year, he hit .247 with 11 HR and 53 RBI. Overall, even if he doesn’t hit like a top prospect, he’ll be better than Damon/Duncan/etc.
I want this to be me. Actually, I’ve done something similar, but I want to do it again!
while my guitar gently weeps
why isn’t anyone online? and if you’re online, why aren’t you on tumblr? and if you’re on tumblr, why aren’t you liking my posts?
ALSO:
all my posts are about kissing. it’s not like i don’t ever get kissed. why do i want to kiss everyone?
wow, russ really likes when i’m a useless drunk.
KISS ME
fill in your shitty teen-drama here.
Oh, I wish.
I’m not baffled. I understand the art of spit bubbles. I just need some guidance. Show me the way, baby.
you might be the best person ever, sugartits. tell me your secrets.
LET ME KISS YOU. CHARGE ME WITH POSSESSION OF HEROIN.
same
I JUST SPIT ALL OVER MY PRISTINE WHITE UNDERSHIRT
WHY IS GOD SO CRUEL?
I WISH MY LEFT INDEX FINGER HAD A DRILL IN IT
because i really want to reach my brain to figure out what kind of aliens live in there. Is it that kind that Scully kisses or the kind that Mulder kisses? Tell me, FBI, I know that you have knowledge! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
