May 2012
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May 31st
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May 31st
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anita-miller: lend me some egg I am your neighbor
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
May 30th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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WatchWatch
riverwentdry: 1-800-skankjesus: hpvsleeve: slugvomit: fuckyeahnipplesonfire: hernamewastangerine: WHITE PEOPLE I feel so ashamed of being human I remember seeing this…omg…  That guy = Me, That girl = my perfect match oh my god oh my god Calling all my friends who don’t give a fuck! Were re-enacting this on my street!!!
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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“Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ryanhatesthis)
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 20th
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May 20th
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Just applied for a job
with Buzzfeed and I don’t know what to say about that.
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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Kerry Wood Strikes Out One Final Batter And Walks... →
parislemon: I distinctly remember talking about Kerry Wood’s 20K game right after it happened during high school baseball practice. That was his rookie year. 1998. This stat is crazy: Among pitchers with at least 1,000 innings, Kerry Wood is one of three in MLB history whose strikeouts per nine innings was 10.0 or higher. He’s just ahead of Pedro Martinez and just behind Randy Johnson. ...
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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intoyour-heart-deactivated20130 asked: Mm, you're so cute baby.
May 17th
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May 17th
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Kristen: You bought me a candy bar, didn't you?
Me: I ate it.
Kristen: Was it good?
Me: Yeah.
May 17th
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