anita-miller: lend me some egg I am your neighbor
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
riverwentdry: 1-800-skankjesus: hpvsleeve: slugvomit: fuckyeahnipplesonfire: hernamewastangerine: WHITE PEOPLE I feel so ashamed of being human I remember seeing this…omg… That guy = Me, That girl = my perfect match oh my god oh my god Calling all my friends who don’t give a fuck! Were re-enacting this on my street!!!
Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song.– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ryanhatesthis)
Just applied for a job
with Buzzfeed and I don’t know what to say about that.
Kerry Wood Strikes Out One Final Batter And Walks... →
parislemon: I distinctly remember talking about Kerry Wood’s 20K game right after it happened during high school baseball practice. That was his rookie year. 1998. This stat is crazy: Among pitchers with at least 1,000 innings, Kerry Wood is one of three in MLB history whose strikeouts per nine innings was 10.0 or higher. He’s just ahead of Pedro Martinez and just behind Randy Johnson. ...
intoyour-heart-deactivated20130 asked: Mm, you're so cute baby.
Kristen: You bought me a candy bar, didn't you?
Me: I ate it.
Kristen: Was it good?